An Innocent Friend

What is the percentage of guys who watch porn? If they're not gay, how much do they know about gay porn?




Yesterday, I was having this conversation with an innocent, not-otherwise-classified, more commonly known as 'straight', but because I don't like the connotation that comes with it, I refuse to use the word 'straight', friend.





First I showed him a picture of a man, whom I find quite handsome. Then maybe he was trying to tease me, he showed me another picture of a half-naked man, and the conversation followed:

Friend: Wah...simply simply search also can find this.

Me : oh. haha.

Friend: how? you like or not?

Me : not my cup of tea. (edit: without prejudice to the man above.)

Friend: Then which type you like?

Me : ....

(2 minutes later)

Me : Wah....just now I go search, whole page naked man, too much, straight away don't want to watch >.< 物极必反

Friend : huh? what you search?

Me : seancody.

Friend : huh? Sean? My name is Sean.

Me : >.<>

Friend : Cheh. nothing also. just men kissing ma.

Me : you use google?

Friend : dunno. does it matter?

Me : use google. turn off safesearch.

(chat chat chat)

(1 hour later)

Friend : OMG!!!! Si gui! I cannot sleep liao! My eyes!!!

Me : LOL.

Me : What. nothing one la...

Friend : ......

Me : u really traumatized ah?

Friend : dunno.

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I think if you're gay you'll probably understand this post.
If you don't understand and is thinking about searching for any term, you are hereby warned of explicit sexual content in your image search results.